Build out a 2G network with a goal of gaining as many subscribers as you can in two years.

Yes, the iTunes store is littered with niche and single-use apps. This is something you can't avoid when you're into the hundreds of thousands of apps, I understand. But a telecom Tycoon game? Where you're faced with the challenge of building out your 2G network and going to 4G eventually. What?

How many people are going to appreciate this, seriously. I get that running a theme park is likely interesting to most, but how many fantasise about being a telecom magnate? "I'm going to blanket your city with 4G reception! Forget WiMax, LTE's going to rock your world."